Have you ever sent a friend who is running late a text asking where they are, they respond with “5 minutes away” but then don’t arrive for another 20 minutes? Well, we’ve decided to decode these texts for you, so you can understand what they REALLY mean.
“I’m around the corner” really means “I’m just pulling out of my drive way.”
“Be there soon” really means “I’ve just walked out of the shower and still don’t know what I’m going to wear”
“Sorry, I’m stuck in traffic” really means “I would have been on time, but I decided to stop for a snack on the way”
“I still have so much work to get through, I’m not sure if i’ll finish on time to meet you.” really means “I’m sitting on facebook contemplating whether or not I’m bothered to come.”
“I have still have uni/school work to finish” really means “I have 4 more episodes of game of thrones to get through and I’m not moving till I’m done.”
“Oh no! I’ve double booked myself” really means “I actually have no other plans and that’s the way I intend it to be”
“My phone was on silent” really means “My phone is in my hand 24/7. I got your text, I just didn’t want to reply.”